• Blarney Stone(s) and the Port Authority Pub Crawl The Portly Producer’s previous life ambition is to drink at every single Blarney Stone in the city of New York, a goal which was easily and terribly realized, culminating in the Port Authority Pub Crawl, a locus or hive, if you will, of Blarney Stones. Though the Literary Man would never wish this night on […] Literary Man 0 Comments April 1, 2011
  • What is Pork Chopping? “My life’s ambition is merely this,” said Portly Producer, midway through a Port Authority Pub Crawl, which was somehow worse than the Literary Man had expected. “To shoot a feral pig with a sniper rifle from a moving helicopter at night. I’m not kidding. They’ve already legalized it in Texas” “Yes, but why?” the Literary […] Literary Man 0 Comments April 1, 2011