So, yeah, wondering what to do now that you have that Ph.D. In 17th Century German Rhetoric, or your MFA in Dantean tercets? Well, this is the job for you!

Some highlights:

“The Pulitzer Prize Board seeks an individual of wise judgment and tact…” aka not some random dipshit.

“Salary will be competitive…” aka $7.50 an hour and don’t even ASK about smoke breaks.

“Extraordinary communication and interpersonal skills are critical…” as opposed to, what, completely irrelevant? Seriously people.

Still, imagine actually getting this gig.

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Here’s the link if you’re feeling lucky.