So, yeah, wondering what to do now that you have that Ph.D. In 17th Century German Rhetoric, or your MFA in Dantean tercets? Well, this is the job for you!
“The Pulitzer Prize Board seeks an individual of wise judgment and tact…” aka not some random dipshit.
“Salary will be competitive…” aka $7.50 an hour and don’t even ASK about smoke breaks.
“Extraordinary communication and interpersonal skills are critical…” as opposed to, what, completely irrelevant? Seriously people.
Still, imagine actually getting this gig.
Here’s the link if you’re feeling lucky.