10. Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
9. When you’re tired of dating “speed readers” call on me.
8. You’re pretty nicely stacked yourself.
7. Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?
6. Who’s your favorite Karamazov Brother?
5. I’ve got a great reading light next to my bed.
4. I can bench press a whole stack of James Michener novels.
3. While you’re turning those pages, mind if I lick your finger?
2. You’re hotter than Emily Dickinson in a tube top.
1. Is that an unabridged dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?