Ah, Letterman.

 

 

10. Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

9. When you’re tired of dating “speed readers” call on me.

8. You’re pretty nicely stacked yourself.

7. Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

6. Who’s your favorite Karamazov Brother?

5. I’ve got a great reading light next to my bed.

4. I can bench press a whole stack of James Michener novels.

3. While you’re turning those pages, mind if I lick your finger?

2. You’re hotter than Emily Dickinson in a tube top.

1. Is that an unabridged dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?