Dear Literary Man,
You recently asked when I find time to write.
First, I commend your routine of morning composition. Very diligent. And what better thing to do after last call?
Well, you’re right, if I could write on airplanes, then I would. Unfortunately I cannot. I sleep too well in the air.
So, I write at night. This is why: Final Soliloquy of the Interior Paramour.