The Literary Man has encountered the following organism(s) in his ever-surprising apartment:

What is this?

This is most likely a picture of:

A) some kind of stunted urban crab corpse

B) some, er, psychoactive mushrooms that the Literary Man’s “younger brother” left in the fridge this weekend.

C) failed potatoes.

D) a metaphorical representation of the Literary Man’s novel.

E) the Literary Man’s favorite cactus under a microscope.